Yessss!!!!! I have been saying this. People are fucking dumb.
this is why dont fuck with dictionaries or history books. All of it is white fanfiction
Idina Menzel being ‘greenified’ for the first time.
I will never understand why this is such a difficult concept to grasp…
Much ado has been made about Cosmo’s new listicle of 28 lesbian sex positions to try NOW. Skimming through the legendary lady mags foray into making pictures of straight looking illustrated girls doing gay looking sex actions above the perky yet explicit descriptions we’ve come to expect from Cosmo, I was neither offended nor titillated.
I feel no need to wax poetic on how Cosmo STILL DOESN’T UNDERSTAND ME or start scissoring madly while festooned in floral garlands because the big bad lady mag told me so. Frankly I’m amused and entertained by the sincere, if hetero-peppy, shot at reppin’ my kind.
In that spirit of good natured mockery, I clarified and decorated the 15 best and worst of Cosmo’s lesbian sex tips.
(There should be no spoilers, but why would you want to read this if you don’t know the show?)
A third, tempestuous, and more lesbian storyline in which instead of the not-sucky, awkward horse, Liz takes up Anne’s offer of another mode of transportation and begins to go by Lizzy…they move in together and get a dog, and lesbian hijinks and drama ensue. Lizzy’s neuroses get talked through to death so she can somewhat manage them; she learns to have fun. Goes the academia route successfully. When the relationship inevitably ends badly, Anne and Kate end up back together. The three remain close friends. Elizabeth runs into Josh in the park whilst playing with the dog she got stuck with in the split; they get married, etc. THE END.
The love story you wanted “Whip It!” to be.